Biograthree!

I can’t decide what my biography should say.

Something along the lines of:

Tiffany is a senior graduating in April. She has successfully survived five years of school and still has no idea what to do with her life. She enjoys writing and spending copious amounts of time watching Netflix to counteract all the learning she’s done.

Or maybe:

Tiffany is a senior graduating in April. Rather than drown her sorrows in alcohol, she copes by staring at the wall for several hours at a time. She hopes to be a writer when she grows up.

Or maybe:

Tiffany is a Senor. Que Sera Sera. No sprechen sie deutsch.

Or possibly I’ll just write all my pieces using song lyrics.

I thought of some more humorous ones last night but now I can’t remember them.